"Viktor Yuschenko has regular intercourse with all influential politicians in Ukraine. This is a fact."The Ukrainian News Agency reports:
She also said Yuschenko has intercourse with Georgia's President Mikhail Saakashvili, former presidents of the United States and Lithuania Bill Clinton and Valdas Adamkus.In fact the only politician Yuschenko hasn't been 'having intercourse' with is Yulia Tymoshenko. My goodness!
(H/T Moscow Tory)