"The shelling of Tskhinvali by the Georgian armed forces during the night of 7 to 8
August 2008 marked the beginning of the large-scale armed conflict in Georgia."
Georgia started it. Of course it did.
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"The shelling of Tskhinvali by the Georgian armed forces during the night of 7 to 8
August 2008 marked the beginning of the large-scale armed conflict in Georgia."
We learn that Peter Robinson's commitment that the DUP wouldn't double (triple?) job was simply nonsense. Apparently the voracious First Minister is hungry for more. Who would have thunk it? Robbo will seek to retain his parliamentary seat as well as his Stormont post. What about his wife? I'm sure the same principle applies.
65 Ways to Fix Broken Britain
By Keith Gilmour
Recruit (and reward) whistleblowers to expose waste and inefficiency in public services
Curtail the out-of-control 'I trip, therefore I sue' compensation culture
Ditto the offence industry
Encourage everyone to spring clean their possessions and give to charity
shops anything they don't want or need
Do more government advertising on the cheap via competitions (as when members of the public submitted to the BBC homemade 'London 2012' Olympics logos far superior to the one that cost us £400,000)
Cut the bureaucratic overkill that puts many people off volunteering
Scrap extraneous new database schemes
Scrap quangos that duplicate – or invent – unnecessary work
Scrap mindlessly excessive health and safety bureaucracies
Educate the badly-behaved teen and preteen minority separately (and
more appropriately), thereby making it far easier to improve standards in
our deterrent-free schools
Stop giving aid money to corrupt, despotic regimes and give it, instead, directly to the charities that work in countries currently suffering under
such regimes
Encourage overseas aid agencies and charities to distribute charity pledge
dog tags and wristbands reminding recipients of some very basic facts –
e.g. 'Condoms Prevent AIDS; Raping Virgins Doesn't'
Wherever possible, send troops to oust brutal despots
Ditto parts of the world where species are being poached to the verge of extinction
Start charging obese adults for all healthcare (other than gastric bands)
End the wasteful and counterproductive War on Drugs that forces addicts
into open-ended crime sprees, makes the drugs more dangerous (and easier
for under-eighteens to access) and which funds other organised crime
Reduce teenage pregnancies by not rewarding them with state handouts
Scrap anti-euthanasia laws that keep terminally ill people, who no longer
wish to live, alive and in pain against their wills
Save money on surveillance programs by deporting extremists who insist
they hate us and despise our values
Avoid wasting money on monitoring and supervision programs (whilst reducing their chances of ever re-offending to zero) by never releasing
from prison people who've raped toddlers
Create a gang members register similar to the sex offenders register
Ditto a heroin-users register
Encourage prisoners guilty of particularly sickening crimes to commit
suicide, or else create for them much simpler and cheaper accommodation (that doesn't cost us £30,000 a year per inmate)
Allow homeowners to use 'any means necessary' to defend their families, their property and their possessions
Protect prostitutes from robbery and violence – and others from being trafficked and enslaved – by regulating this aspect of the sex industry
Provide supervised accommodation for the mentally ill and homeless
Tax junk food manufacturers to help cover the costs of obesity
Tax chewing gum manufacturers to cover the costs of removing it from pavements
Either stop importing foreigners to do 'the jobs we don't want to do' or
stop paying benefit addicts to do nothing
Offer experimental drugs to any seriously ill person willing to risk trying them, thereby speeding up the development of new treatments
Make it easier for infertile women (or those who'd simply prefer to skip
nine months of pregnancy) to adopt orphans from overseas
Change the organ donation system from 'opt in' to 'opt out'
Set traps to catch thugs targeting fire crews with projectiles
Ban burkas and niqabs from British streets
Build more nuclear power stations
Reverse the closure of care homes, post offices and pubs
Create more allotments to allow people without gardens to grow their
own food
Encourage micro-generation of electricity by increasing grants to
homeowners
Compel takeaways to put health information/warnings on their food cartons
Provide more public drinking fountains to discourage the purchase of
bottled water
Make it cheaper and easier for would-be entrepreneurs to start up new businesses
Head off an obesity epidemic by offering young people free, healthy school meals and subsidised gym memberships
Build massive, underground water tanks near areas prone to flooding
Name, shame and penalise 'jobsworth' and 'not my job' types depressingly prevalent in the public sector
Increase street lighting and police patrols in problem neighbourhoods
Stop relying on unpaid volunteers to set up and staff youth clubs and cafes intended to prevent young people in problem areas from drifting into crime
Stop paying incapacity benefit to people who aren't actually incapacitated
Put school pupils found to be well-nigh devoid of empathy on 'watch lists' before they leave
Offer to hide tiny cameras in the homes of women fearing domestic violence
Automatically reject Islamist asylum seekers
Publicly praise philanthropists as examples to follow or better
Extend parenting classes to anyone who can be encouraged to participate
Take back the millions of pounds madly dished out to prisoners who had to empty their own bedpans every morning – and don't give them any more
Recruit teams of 'fixers' to seek out and repair potholes in roads across
Britain (instead of waiting for motorists, belatedly, to report them)
Ditto litter and graffiti – and road signs obscured by bushes or grime
Commission colourful and inspirational murals for big, blank walls
Send teams of advisers door-to-door to help homeowners make their properties more energy efficient
Identify and eradicate unnecessary paperwork currently hampering
teachers, nurses and police officers
Refurbish derelict buildings (or demolish them and return the land to
nature)
Save money on art for government offices and embassies by instead requesting donations from secondary school art departments
Increase screening programs for earlier detection of serious diseases
Use non-violent prisoners as unpaid labour on a massive scale
Reduce the number of management consultants in the public sector
Insist the Common Agricultural Policy be scrapped
Sell advertising space on money
If I were to claim that the Conservative party’s approach to European Union politics causes me no anxiety, I would be lying. The broad aspiration - a cooperative Europe, based on sovereign states sharing a commitment to democracy, a common market and a common travel space, I can support unequivocally. I am certainly not an advocate of federalism.
Some weeks ago O’Neill asked whether the Conservatives and Unionists have a policy on the Irish language. I suppose that the Ulster Unionists, as the wing of the pact involved in Assembly politics, should do some thinking in this regard.
A new post, from yours truly, over at Open Unionism.
The Conservatives and Unionists joint committee, charged with producing a final list of hopefuls, will decide between candidates chosen by a twin track process. Their deliberations, it might be argued, should also fall into two categories.
First, they must identify particular circumstances in every constituency, and deduce how each personality might be expected to perform, given local peculiarities. Second, and I believe that this is particularly crucial for a new force in politics, they should consider the eighteen candidates as a ‘body corporate’. That means developing a harmonious team with a coherent message, and avoiding inconsistencies in delivery across the constituencies. It also means selecting a group which embodies the project and its ethos.
If both parties keep these considerations in mind, from the beginning of the selection process, then the committee will have an easier task, as it submits its decision to the leaders.
Given that my preferred outcome for the DUP is that it should go away, its mindset forever consigned to Northern Ireland’s dark and ignorant past, I’m aware that it is rather presumptuous to add to Fair Deal’s list of communications ‘does and don’ts’. Still, I offer just one amendment, for the good of society, rather than the party political benefit of the Democratic Unionists.
What’s the point of having a blog if you can’t have a good old fashioned ill informed rant about the frustrations of daily life? Don’t answer that. There are a number. I won’t let them deter me.
“Do offer a vision for the Union as a whole and Ulster’s place within it.”
“This inquiry has cost nearly £200million and it last took evidence in 2005. It is quite wrong for the families and soldiers involved that it should be delayed again. March 22nd is an absurd date to publish the report as it will either be in the run-up to a General Election or during the campaign period itself."
Is the Irish News’ former SDLP functionary Tom Kelly starting to warm to the Conservatives and Unionists project? Doubtful. Although he appears to recognise some of the pact’s strengths, in his latest column. “It’s difficult to see the how the unsurprising defection of Ian Parsley will positively affect the Ulster Unionist/Tory platform, especially if the plan is to run him as a Tory against Lady Hermon as an Ulster Unionist.”
Vince Cable may have attracted acclaim for his musings on the economy, but I would suggest that constitutional issues are not his specialist subject. Addressing a fringe event, at his party’s annual conference, the Liberal Democrat Treasury Spokesman delivered doom laden remarks, predicting a ‘constitutional crisis’, should Conservatives win the next election, and speculating that David Cameron could preside over the demise of the Union. “I hope that the Conservatives, who used to be a Unionist party, will wake up to the risks of some of their rhetoric.”
“the practical problems Russia has faced in dealing with such sprawling new borders and all the other human and policy issues arising from the collapse of the Soviet Union have been daunting, and handled pretty fairly. The Putin period has led to much greater discipline and sense of purpose.”
“formally the Russian elite accept Ukraine's and the other CIS states' independence. But because they (rightly) see 'Westernisation' as a threat to their privileged and untransparent status, they do not want Ukraine to modernise according to normal European standards. So Western support for the tendencies which want reform, transparency and modernisation becomes a 'threat to Russia's interests'”
Regular readers will scarcely be flabbergasted to learn that I welcome Barack Obama’s decision to scrap a controversial missile shield in central and eastern Europe. A great deal of hysterical nonsense has been written to accompany the decision, which has been presented as capitulation to Vladimir Putin, or abandonment of plucky allies, only recently freed from Russia’s yoke.
On Open Unionism O’Neill offers an excellent post on education in Northern Ireland. He argues that debate has become fixated upon the selection question to the exclusion of broader issues. “This Assembly considers the Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission’s advice to the Secretary of State “A Bill of Rights for Northern Ireland” as incompatible with the provisions of the Belfast Agreement; notes with concern that the report’s proposals would undermine the democratic role and authority of this Assembly and the Parliament of the United kingdom; and urges the Secretary of State not to implement the report’s recommendations.”
Scotland on Sunday reports that the Scottish Executive is considering extending road tax to cyclists. Bizarrely an 'Action Plan' commissioned by the SNP led administration, which aspires to ensure 10% of journeys in Scotland are made by bike, suggests that their owners should make an annual contribution to road maintenance. The Conservatives are delighted to announce that Councillor Ian Parsley has resigned from the Alliance Party and joined our Party.
Tim Lewis, Chairman of the Conservatives in Northern Ireland, said:
“We are delighted to welcome Ian to our Party. Ian is determined to continue his hard work on North Down Council where he will sit as a Conservative. This move once again shows the growing appeal of the Conservatives throughout Northern Ireland.”
Shadow Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, Owen Paterson said:
“The mood for change in Northern Ireland is very strong. I am delighted that Ian Parsley, who is a rising star of the new generation of Northern Ireland politicians, has decided to join David Cameron’s Conservative Party in order to help bring Northern Ireland into mainstream UK politics.”
Commenting on his move, Ian Parsley said:
“Having given significant thought to the future of Northern Ireland I came to the conclusion that, with a General Election pending, the best means of delivering a shared future and a genuinely new type of politics would be through David Cameron’s Conservative Party.”
Slugger picks up on a newspaper story that Ian Parsley is set to defect to the Ulster Unionists. The Alliance European election candidate promises a comment later in the day, but observes that the report contains 'substantial inaccuracies', on his blog.
The Humble Economist has made my day by posting on the topic of the Polish Beer Lovers’ Party (PPPP). The group was formed in the early nineties, by the satirist Janusz Rewinski, with the declared aim of encouraging Poles to drink beer rather than vodka. It won 16 seats in the 1991 election and although it has since dissolved, its former members can take heart from the buoyant state of the Polish beer industry.